In the 80s office hockey pool era, Wayne Gretzky was so transcendent, would give one team such an unfair advantage that a rule was generally used where you couldn’t draft Wayne as a player, for his total points, but rather would have to select either Wayne Gretzky’s Assists or Wayne Gretzky’s Goals. Eventually, we did…

The vehicle’s exterior was heavily calcified and was obviously in the water for a significant amount of time.

Do you really think Arthur Blank and Bob McNair are going to let the inmates players make that decision?

Seahawks at Steelers: Sometimes I eat the pineapple core. You probably shouldn’t do this. But I’ll be cutting up a whole pineapple and the core is sitting there, free for anyone to take. I can’t waste it. Tastes like pineapple-flavored wood pulp. Good for the rectum.

I was prescribed Percocet after an ACL repair and I remember feeling AMAZING! Like Jesus Christ! Is this what it means to feel HIGH??? Why isn’t EVERYONE getting this shit??? This stuff is GREAT for my chronic depression!!! I love almost EVERYBODY!!

after hernia surgery I was given Oxycodone. I took one at work and I was nauseous as hell with head down on my desk not really sure where I was. I didn’t take another. After another rather minor procedure (cyst removal) I was given Percocet, and like a buddy who was also given it after a bike accident, didn’t even ask…

Just look past the domestic violence, sexual assault, racism, opioid abuse, CTE, and Trump-humping and you can enjoy watching 4 1/2 hours of commercials and 11 minutes of heart-pounding actual action.

At least you flushed something.

Had ACL surgery a few years back and I got about 10 messages from people asking if I had any leftover pills, people I hadn’t spoken to in years.... I did, as I only took 3 of them and the lack of pooing distraught me to the point where I stopped.  Would rather the searing pain than have all that poo just hangin out,…

Enjoy the games, everyone.

The unintended consequences of this is disgusting. I don’t mean the home run records. Has anyone thought AT ALL about the additional kids that Zack Hample has elbowed in the face this season to get to those extra home run balls?

As Kurt Vonnegut said, we must be careful who we pretend to be.

This is legit boomer brain that comes from consuming 12+ hours of TV a day. I have family who leave the TV on constantly (literally always in the background when they’re home) and they can not focus on one topic for any period of time. They’ll ask you a question and when you’re in the middle of answering, they’ll just…

What a coincidence, I also almost but did not sign the same guys.

Add him to the list....

Arsene is the same way about his “almost players” as I am about my “almost bets”. There are only winners here.  

Their club would never have claimed as many of those highly coveted Fourth-Placed Trophies had some of these transfers gone through.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I don’t think they’re going to Vegas in a “down on my luck, nothing left to lose” way. More in a “haven’t been relevant in 30 years so I guess I’ll do a residency at the MGM” way.