My newest vibrater charges via a usb contact tingy. I love living in the future! None of these young people will ever experience frantically scavenging the TV-remote for batteries in the heat of the moment.

I wish for them to be over so I can start packing to move house, and then be done with that, thank god. But I realize that's not sexy so I guess coming across someone I'd like to kiss is something that can be penciled in between now and then.

It's true about shampoo though.

hah! guess I'm not the only one who thought that sounded familiar. Sadly.

Are you Belgian? Because that sounds oddly familiar.

Well yes that is exactly the reason :-P

The last one kind of sucked though (only in comparison to the other 4, but still)

I am intrigued by this program you speak of.

it kept making me crack up!

one of them also had a brother who died

Amohaklo?

wow that takes me back

:(

sad upvote

Makes total sense. Gym teachers are a special kind of evil.

Awww… and I liked her :(

what, all of them? I thought at least one of them had to be alive still… Aww..

With what did he build the hands if he didn't have any hands? Is this one of those Buddhist koan things?

I'm not even sure I still remember how :-(

I know right? I kind of desperately want to quote that somewhere but it's going to look weird wherever I post it.