So far I've mostly learned to avoid whomever attracts me, because there's about a million percent chance they're an alcoholic. I figure as long as I don't have that figured out, there's no use in getting ahead of myself. I'm fine with that.

Ahh, the Socratic method. The age-old method to either find wisdom, or get punched in the face. :)

"Yeah at best you'll get someone with a saving people thing who needs to do that more than they need to find someone who won't treat them like dirt. Not a very healthy dynamic."

wat

And they don't even feel pain, they just feel "avoid if possible".

Stupid sexy Flanders :(

I just hate her face. She completely ruined Lost in Translation for me. I suppose it's the Tom Hanks/Tom Cruise effect some people have?

Scarlett Johansson.

That. Is. Not. Her. Name. *explodes*

My favorite way is to stab the lid with a good sharp knife. You can only do this if you don't want to re-seal it afterwards, but the drama is totally worth it.

"I'm just a pall of Xanderrrz…"

Man I forgot how awesomely hot that was when he hooked up with Ethan out of the blue. Thanks for reminding me!

Wow, you DO know the answer to everything!

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Good then. You had me worried for a moment.

Why is it called parallel parking when you're in fact standing nose to ass? Wouldn't parallel be if you were side by side?
*I don't have a driver's license

Well you better!

What's crazy about "enough"? Not my first language etc.

But why?

I am guessing you work in retail too.