When they put drunk people in those inflated bubbles and make them play soccer

Churchill was half-American

Matt is a awful

Vick-Vick-Vicky Vale

Wow, great gotcha journalism here. Self congratulatory backpats all around.

You can’t force people to like women’s sports, or expect people to support a women’s sport just because they support the men's version. They're not the same thing and its not sexist if you just don't like it.

This was Tab's last U20 world cup anyway

Porzingis is a bit of a diva and his brother is worse

“Leonard has now ruined Draymond Green forever.”

“she refuses to change her mind on what she has decided are the facts”

Continuing to mock this ESPN Maganize article really highlights current deadspin’s lack of self-awareness

but almost every joke lands with a massive clunk

This used to be a great website 

Wow, another deadspin article where they don't understand sports.

Does anyone even read this garbage before publishing it, or does the deadspin staff just get together and pat each other on the backs once they meet their one-article-declaring-something-racist-a-day quota?