Its funny, cause you don't.

Whatever would I do if not for that GIF in the header....

Oh... that's it? :(

They wouldn't because it takes too long to get into the right stance to perform a full focused thrust with a punch or kick

2004 was the 699MB stuff into a CD videos era. Every video was compressed not to be small but to fit on a CD and measure an exact 699MB. Remember aXXo?

I'll give you guys a tip for life:

Wow? I think you mean WOW.

Wow. My heart aches for you man. I can only wish you the best and hope my empathy is worth something to you. Little as it may be.

The games scale with time as well. Back in 97 what we would cal now a AAA game was smaller than 100MB. Now they average over 6GB+

I miss Beasts & Bumpkins....

Chubby? Are you serious? Asses like you feed the shit that teen girls obssess and depress about.

What the hell do you people do to your toilets that takes plunging? I'm 28 years old now. Never have my parents or myself had a clogged toilet. A sink, yes. A bathtub, yes. A kitchen sink, yes. A toilet? Nope :|

Not too long ago: "Programmer? He should get a real job at the nails factory!"

Why is it bad thinking wanting to make even your children's name special?

Wait! Rope isn't waterpfoof?

Leo, you're the only thing that has me truly enthusiastic about Kotaku.

Good point! Thanks mate! Saved me there!

So basically, if I go abroad, I have to travel with fists closed. Cool >.>

I wish you would sort out the poor encoding. Otherwise, I'm surprisingly pleased with the video!

Uhm... wasn't this supposed to be called Toffee Crisp? :|