Married to Graphic Designer, can confirm this is not far from the truth.

Give me a break! I seriously doubt this was his motivation.

Can confirm, kidney stones are an unreal level of pain.

BGE4EVR!

BGE4EVR!

Now program AI into the ghosts and see what happens.

Wow, just like a real jet at 1:4 the scale.

Cut the cord over two years ago and never looked back. I think it’s not just about cost savings. If I’m going to pay for TV then I want to pay for what I’m going to watch (typically commercial free) and not 90 channels of garbage.

If my kids were in that car I would be jumping on the hood and probably be making my way through the front windshield too.

A friend of mine is a JAG and they can’t sail without him. Never leave port without your lawyer.

I thought it was a movie, but I see Fox will green light anything he put forth.

People learn to adapt and game the system and when managers lean to heavily on their metrics they will lose site of what is really going on. I’m more concerned about this current administration allowing employers to collect your DNA for health insurance reasons. Talk about a dystopian future.

Did they cut a hole in their roof and baseboard then run track through it? As a homeowner I cannot approve of this.

Patton Oswalt does a bit about this.

Roy and I have the same inception day, a lot of big names on that day.

Caught in a turkey mosh!

Bird in the hand, baby!

Took a break from slapping around Hawaiians?

Zuck Sucks! Kill your masters!

Yet another reason I am not on FB. Fuck Zuck!

Ambition without discipline is a bad combination.