Is it weird that Calvin and Hobbes is one of my all-time favorite works of art? I can't name another piece of fiction that gets me so excited at the prospect of life. I honestly think that if every politician and CEO and religious leader had a framed copy of that final "It's A Magical World…" strip in their office, we…

I think game reviewers need to raise their standards a bit. You almost never see games getting 3s or 4s out of 10, whereas you see movies and music getting bad grades all the time. When every major game is inevitably an 8-9.5, it sort of devalues a positive score.

I think game reviewers need to raise their standards a bit. You almost never see games getting 3s or 4s out of 10, whereas you see movies and music getting bad grades all the time. When every major game is inevitably an 8-9.5, it sort of devalues a positive score.

"Call Of Duty: Black Ops II: Fighting Fire With Firefighting"

"Call Of Duty: Black Ops II: Fighting Fire With Firefighting"

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That just sounds like A Serbian Film. I'm onto you, pervert.

That just sounds like A Serbian Film. I'm onto you, pervert.

But Black Ops 2 completely reinvents the franchise! It has a burst-fire shotgun! And sometimes instead of shooting people, you screw around on an overhead map until other people shoot people! It's revitalized the whole genre!

But Black Ops 2 completely reinvents the franchise! It has a burst-fire shotgun! And sometimes instead of shooting people, you screw around on an overhead map until other people shoot people! It's revitalized the whole genre!

Add "penis" to any Bond title=instant comedy.

Add "penis" to any Bond title=instant comedy.

Crap! Already done below.

Crap! Already done below.

I actually think she looks better in the header than she has in years. Less "destroyed by coke use," more "tragically marred by coke use."

I actually think she looks better in the header than she has in years. Less "destroyed by coke use," more "tragically marred by coke use."

It's either that or the Dark Brotherhood.

It's either that or the Dark Brotherhood.

It's remarkable, though not surprising, how quickly she's falling out of favor. Frankly, the fact that she is so aware of her sexuality and flaunts it is, to me, part of her appeal. Not just from a hotness perspective, but in general celebrity crush terms. It's kind of refreshing to see someone respectable and…