This isn't technically with parents, but:

That's the only part of the movie I really paid attention to. How easily he slaughters ~50 mooks is distractingly ridiculous, but it's one of the only parts of the film with even a hint of a soul.

That's the only part of the movie I really paid attention to. How easily he slaughters ~50 mooks is distractingly ridiculous, but it's one of the only parts of the film with even a hint of a soul.

I've been lurking for two or three years now (not nearly funny or articulate enough to join in), and seriously, the AVClub comments are the funniest place on the internet. Maybe this is creepy, but I hardly ever comment here and I still recognize the vast majority of regulars. Something about the repartee, the…

I've been lurking for two or three years now (not nearly funny or articulate enough to join in), and seriously, the AVClub comments are the funniest place on the internet. Maybe this is creepy, but I hardly ever comment here and I still recognize the vast majority of regulars. Something about the repartee, the…

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This feels kind of weird, too. Like the cool parent finally cracking down on something and you're left sort of miffed that they abandoned their coolness in favor of actual parenting.

This feels kind of weird, too. Like the cool parent finally cracking down on something and you're left sort of miffed that they abandoned their coolness in favor of actual parenting.

I'm surprised there hasn't been a Holy Grail gimmick of some sort, seeing how every single line of that movie is pure gold.

I'm surprised there hasn't been a Holy Grail gimmick of some sort, seeing how every single line of that movie is pure gold.

"Perhaps I shall give it instead to dear cousin Winnifred- she is forever draping herself over things."

"Perhaps I shall give it instead to dear cousin Winnifred- she is forever draping herself over things."

On one hand, I like that he seems to enjoy how iconic that one character has become and is more than happy to play that persona (unlike, say, Harrison Ford, whose grumpiness gland releases unhealthy doses of grumpiness endorphines anytime someone says "Indiana Jones" or "Han Solo" in his presence), but I wonder if…

On one hand, I like that he seems to enjoy how iconic that one character has become and is more than happy to play that persona (unlike, say, Harrison Ford, whose grumpiness gland releases unhealthy doses of grumpiness endorphines anytime someone says "Indiana Jones" or "Han Solo" in his presence), but I wonder if…

Jump Around and Let Me Clear My Throat are my two biggest guilty pleasure songs. Turn either of those on, and regardless of whether or not it's appropriate or safe, I will dance.

Jump Around and Let Me Clear My Throat are my two biggest guilty pleasure songs. Turn either of those on, and regardless of whether or not it's appropriate or safe, I will dance.

THE GREATER GOOD.

THE GREATER GOOD.

I am 90% certain that @avclub-50381df917fd5456ccb5399e12641f41:disqus  is Justin Bieber or someone close to him (his vocabulary and grammatical coherence are beyond the means of a typical Belieber).