People making fun of celebrities' problems has always bothered me. Money doesn't make you happy! That whole "They're rich, they must be completely happy with their wonderful lives!" mentality is indicative of larger problems with the American public.

I tried to hang myself off my second-floor balcony when I was 14. I couldn't find a long enough length of rope so I had to incorporate a bungee cord. I jumped, fell, then bounced back up a couple of feet as the bungee cord became unhooked and I fell face first onto my couch.

I tried to hang myself off my second-floor balcony when I was 14. I couldn't find a long enough length of rope so I had to incorporate a bungee cord. I jumped, fell, then bounced back up a couple of feet as the bungee cord became unhooked and I fell face first onto my couch.

Blake's Lotaburger is a drug front, no two ways about it. I wouldn't be surprised if that's where Gilligan got the idea for Los Pollos Hermanos.

Blake's Lotaburger is a drug front, no two ways about it. I wouldn't be surprised if that's where Gilligan got the idea for Los Pollos Hermanos.

I think the most memorable cold open is from "Live Free or Die," just because it was the most surprising. Talk about bold - a show that thrives on anything-could-happen tension, and the first thing we see going into its final season is that our vulnerable anti-hero lives at least another year? That was the writers…

I think the most memorable cold open is from "Live Free or Die," just because it was the most surprising. Talk about bold - a show that thrives on anything-could-happen tension, and the first thing we see going into its final season is that our vulnerable anti-hero lives at least another year? That was the writers…

I think you may be overanalyzing - it's just absurdism.

I think you may be overanalyzing - it's just absurdism.

Totally agree. Weird that people can appreciate all Schwarzenegger's old films as camp classics but seem critical about this. Looks to me like good ol' Arnie, with the added bonus of Jee-woon Kim's incredible action directing.

Totally agree. Weird that people can appreciate all Schwarzenegger's old films as camp classics but seem critical about this. Looks to me like good ol' Arnie, with the added bonus of Jee-woon Kim's incredible action directing.

1. We did actually see it, just from behind, we saw a hole burst open in his back, I think. I could be wrong, like how people think you actually see Mr. Blonde cut off the ear in Reservoir Dogs, but I'm pretty sure we see the actual bullet hit.

1. We did actually see it, just from behind, we saw a hole burst open in his back, I think. I could be wrong, like how people think you actually see Mr. Blonde cut off the ear in Reservoir Dogs, but I'm pretty sure we see the actual bullet hit.

It's not often that you see, actually SEE, a kid get gunned down on basic cable. That was ballsy.

It's not often that you see, actually SEE, a kid get gunned down on basic cable. That was ballsy.

She reminds me of a more nervous, female version of Eisenberg's Zuckerberg.

She reminds me of a more nervous, female version of Eisenberg's Zuckerberg.

I think Walt is going to find Meth Damon extremely valuable, actually. He might scold him in front of Jesse in an attempt to keep Jesse on his side, but after being so frustrated by Mike's principles and caution, I think Walt will be eager to have someone a little more blindly obedient on his team.

I think Walt is going to find Meth Damon extremely valuable, actually. He might scold him in front of Jesse in an attempt to keep Jesse on his side, but after being so frustrated by Mike's principles and caution, I think Walt will be eager to have someone a little more blindly obedient on his team.

Or it's the biggest red herring in the history of fiction.