The costume was funny, but that song went on forever and wasn't even funny. It wasn't until I read this article that I realized it was about pecan pie.

But I really want Aunt Bernice and Jen Esposito to have a zany 70s web series where they just either crash parties or solve the mystery of the week, scooby doo style.

Oh, you didnt get the memo. These people only care about the "unborn" and punishing the sluts who got pregnant. They dont really care about humans, once born.

So, in parts of America, people force women to give birth to children but the same people won't allow said women to feed their babies? OKAY THEN.

NUKE THE WHOLE STATE FROM ORBIT. ITS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!!

That might be an improvement to Brooklyn.

This is what worries me.

Throw away all of the bowling balls in Brooklyn!!!!!!!

I've never knowingly left the house in a shirt covered in milk and food stains (or at least super noticeable milk/food stains)... I have however, been out in public with my toddler and been thrown up on or somehow gotten poop all over my shirt - and not having a spare had to make do with throw up or poop all over me…

I have had maybe a handful of "good" showers since I've had my last 2 kids (now 1 and 4). I have showers regularly.

depends on the day. In between the complaining mommy blogs and Pinterest lies your average mom I'd say. I think the anti-perfection backlash, while entertaining sometimes, has gotten overblown and stale for the most part.

I'm a father of two and I specifically recall getting baby pee on my jeans and thinking "well, it's not like it's poop or anything" and continuing to wear those jeans for a few more days. But that kind of stuff just goes on in the beginning, in my experience. Mrs. O"Gravelbaloonface, however, might have a different…

The answer is yes, but typically it's just to drive through Dunkin Donuts for a latte, the drive through @ the bank, or to take the kids to through the drop off line at school where you don't get out of the car. If a mother of an infant changed her shirt every time she leaked milk, spilled milk, had baby food, or…

This is like 80% of the reason I am terrified to have a child. The other 20% involves pregnancy. That shit just ain't right.

Is being a mom really as much of a disaster as the mom-bloggers make it out to be? Like do people actually leave the house wearing pajamas and a shirt covered in milk and food stains? This seems to reinforce the idea that once a woman has kids all her personal hygiene and dignity goes out the window. Am I reading too…

This one even has sexy rubber gloves for sexy cleaning.

Sorry guys, there's a "sexy" everything!

if we all agree that it was signed under duress and abuse, why does it matter if she technically signed "okay" to wearing a collar or something?? Stop and think about why, exactly, you care about this