Yeah but honestly, how many of us have stuff that's criminal, or even interesting? And how many billions of customers does Google have? I bet for every dozen of "suspicious" emails, there are about a gazillion "OMG I just got back from Jamaica and I saw the biggest crab ever!" emails. I wouldn't worry about it. This…

its in their user agreement that you agree to before being given an account. Its their service and if you dont like it, you dont have to use them.

Those who have nothing to hide, hide nothing — and if it means catching the abuse of children and likely preventing future abuse of other children, then Google can go through my emails all they want. Hope they like perusing restaurant coupons and Facebook notifications.

There is no gray area here whatsoever . Gmail is a service provided by Google, thus everytime you login you have to know you are surrendering more info/privacy than you'd really like to. Likewise, Google has a ton of information available because of the nature of their business/service. It doesn't mean they are…

If Google wants to see all my receipts from grub hub go right ahead the NSA already has seen them. I'm glad this creep got caught

This does not necessarily mean that a guy who works for google is sitting down, reading through all your shit, btw. They might have a string of words that an automated program looks for, and if it sets off a flag, they'll read it.

well, it's a free service that states they will scan your stuff on their terms of service...

thank you.. IMHO she can't act anyways, ohh wait nobody can act in Bay movies.

May we all have such a towel so we can get laid when we need the orgasms for cramp control.

I propose "Pregmant" instead.

Yeezus! Are they just gonna full on make a law that women are much too stupid to be trusted with our own bodies and pregnancies?

This is fucking genius. Remove this post before someone steals the millions of dollars that belong to you.

how about button down shirts that are sized according to bra size and waist size? For example instead of my usual large size shirt, it would be 36D / 30.

My main takeaways:

Real nice way to treat an A-list. I'll be sure to tweet about it,

People who want "A-list" treatment shouldn't be flying Southwest.

As a heterosexual, married male, I must offer two responses to this article:

First, the positive: Thank you for the laugh. This was one of the most insightful, witty, cutting articles I've read in a long time—and it had me howling, until...

Second, the negative: I have realized I know far too many men—and far too many…

Me too. This story sounds exactly like a sitcom plot; it's faker than Hobby Lobby's deeply held religious beliefs.

OMG, you're so hip and athletic!