Yep. Their legal defense will be to establish that they aren’t real news. It will work, and their viewers will not care.

I’m sure CancunCruz and Greg “Hot Wheels” Abbott are over here in Texas asking to copy notes from Georgia....

Yet no one is storming the state capital. For what should be a very legitimate reason. Weird, ain’t it?

I say we go with the Australia model: voting is mandatory, voting day is a national holiday, and democracy sausages for everyone!

I’m fine with requiring voter ID. In fact, I think we should go further:

Newtown is the one. When 20 first graders in their classroom was sad, but not enough, there is nothing that will ever be enough. Little kids at school, most of them can’t even read, leaning the most basic things about life, and they had to learn the hardest one - death by gun is always waiting, and no one will do…

She’ll be back. No different than a pro wrestling Loser Leave Town match or when someone dies in a comic book.

1. Those retellings are bleak as hell.

I have never understood Ms. Teigen’s popularity; she’s not funny, nor particularly creative or insightful.  She is just there...and that’s been enough for a lot of people, I guess.  While I literally won’t miss her presence on Twitter, I don’t wish her or her husband any animus or ill will.  I just don’t get the…

It’s no joke; I know people who pay rent that’s 3-4x higher than my mortgage. 

That’s probably very unnecessary, I’m sorry that the media has made you paranoid enough to think that’s a reasonable precaution.

“if some bad people come by”

“Proud Boys, stand back and stand by.”

Ya know, for a bunch of people who claim that every progressive idea under the sun will cost Democrats to lose seats, they sure as hell don’t seem to have those same objections about the guy who cost his wife the Presidency. The Clintons need to go away. Nothing energizes the Republican base more than seeing them.

Yeah man, they really never saw this coming. FML.

I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it again: we all agree he’s totally fucking this guy, right?

That Capitol tour logs and footage the day before the attempted coup cannot come fast enough.

For future use:

I dislike the use that word so damn much... but some people truly work hard to earn it and this lady is one of those few.