i think you’re being generous with a 2.5 gpa.

she wouldnt be teaching my kid outside of 2 weeks tops. and that’s because of what i would have found out took that long to get to me due to the culture of daycares treating dads like they’re idiots.

woah.

she’s a teacher.

I wouldn’t know about this woman if it wasn’t for these articles, and I’m not alone.

you’re supposed to bottle that up until it turns into cancer. not open yourself up to more problems.

i’ll start your gofundme!

except for the fact that she wanted people to know about it.

“i cant win the internet” says internet sensation that originally had a tik tok profile and broadcasted on the app known for getting attention on the internet with dances, that they got gorilla glue in their hair and did not see a doctor about it immediately.

stop talking. just stop. go back the oblivion you came from.…

god damn, i loved these guys when i was a toddler. my hearing hasnt always been the best, so i understood one of their songs completely wrong - but when i’d rap it i’d say “im a peabo”. im also pretty bummed to find out about the human beat box passing away. disorderlies was one of my favorite movies.

nah man, that was a tonsil stone. those are even worse than a booger.

you guys i am starting to think that lori lightfoot is a shit bag.

that tonsillolith that came out of ted cruz’s mouth in 2016 murdered him and became an even worse more incompetent version of ted cruz due to being evolved from bacteria collected from the inside of his throat. if being produced from bacteria from ted cruz could be called an “evolution.”

seriously. she’s already proven numerous times in the past she’s total shit at leading, but for her to utter that it’s important for america to have a republican party - im just at a complete and total loss of words about a fucking terrible leader that i had no voice in her being im so angry.

no doubt in my mind.

and they’re STILL going to fuck it up and lose the majority in 2 years. watch!

oh shit. that might be me.

because

never. ever. ever. never. dont ever do it. dont ever block out their names.

to be fair, if my next door neighbor had firewood out, i hate them enough to take it from them in that weather. they are that VP though, which is why im totally fine with them going cold. and probably dying.