“IT WAS SO FUNNY, SHE COULDNT USE A CAN OPENER FOR 6 HOURS. I LAUGHED SO HARD. THEN I FUCKED MY COUSIN AGAIN, KICKED MYSELF IN THE DICK, GOT IN MY BIG ASS TRUCK EMBLAZONED WITH NUMEROUS TRUMP NO MORE BULLSHIT AND BLUE LIVES MATTER FLAGS AND BOUGHT A CASE OF BUD.”