Yeah, Ninty dropped the ball. I mean Xenoblade Chronicles X filled my 32GB. I just use my old PS4 500gb as an external!

Serious. It’s never good enough. Irish people stopped bitching when we got an Irish President. Yet after Obama......

Now let’s do Metal covers!

I’d like to see the elevator loading retired. It’s like 3 floors down but 42 floors up? Wtf?

It’s more of a crime that Phantom Pain hasn’t/isn’t getting DLC. SideOPS, CoOPS, SOMETHING!

Please explain how Hideo Kojima is a hack. Genuine curiosity, not snark.

True. I always thought it was just a nod to the characters being based on models. And an excuse for me to ogle that booty!

Well I think it’s obvious that Kojima has a voyeurism fetish. Stealth camo being the highest representation of it in his work.

So he did say that. Kojima said that her point was solely to inspire sexy cosplay and figurine sales. Then people hated on him saying she’s got no reason to look like that lorewise, she’s a soldier in the desert etc. Plus her “muteness” was robbing yet another piece of digital meat of a voice. He tweeted that we’d all…

So I’m wondering if nanomachines were a way to digitally recreate the parasites but instead of language they target genetics. You get FoxDie.

Well I don’t want to spoil but someone else did. Yes the End is part of the whole parasite story. Patient zero. He had a bunch of still unidentified parasites. He also had grown plant life over his body. He had all of his vital organs just like Code Talker. So they mostly just exchange energy, sugars etc through…

I mean, it was supposed to be fucked up. You mean like objectively fucked up?

Not to mention its 1 of 3 outfits. 1 shows NOTHING and the other has a tasteful plunge. No one bitched when it was sniper Wolf. Or the B&B unit. Sign of the (absolutely ridiculous faux PC) times. What about The Boss? Or Meryl, especially in MGS4? 2 of the sexiest and simultaneously least sexualised ladies out there.…

Well he does 100% explain her appearance AND silence through the story/lore. Most people just didn’t buy it. I bought 2 lol. I don’t wanna spoil the game but its in game legit, just not irl legit. She is a total bad ass though. She’s not a mute either. She has almost as many lines as Snake! Zing!

Oh ha-ha, turning Kojima’s phrase around. What wit! At least she had a touching story and some bad ass sequences.

Lightening things up with your commentary?

It’s a shame this wasn’t a serious article. I really was hoping for a good read about something a little different. Genevieve seems to be the only one who took it seriously. And that panel?! 5 women? And 4 from the same site?

Really? That’s interesting. I hope they open the emulator up to let us use PS2 discs. Maybe charge 5-10 bucks for an app even.

Sweeeet.

Well yeah, outside Nintendo that tends to be the general strategy. Sell hardware at a loss and make it back on the licences.