Alternately, the Democratic party could feel kinda bad for putting the second-most disliked canddiate in history against the most-disliked candidate in history...

Meanwhile in those that have to wake up and go to work like myself...

I ref squirt and peewee leagues. ($36 per game). Even 10-year-old defensemen get salty. I gave a misconduct to a kid for calling me a “fucking asshole” when I caught him buttending an opponent on a faceoff. Since these kids can’t and shouldn’t drop the gloves, you have to drop the hammer. I gave him a major penalty…

Or maybe, idk, someone might call the cops because a person they don’t know is just randomly walking around construction sites and people’s yards? If you took all of the race descriptors and his name away from this article I’d assume it was a trailer trash crackhead being a weirdo.

I mean, we could go with this, but what’s the plan of action? The mayor has taken a step that probably wouldn’t have been taken by the vast majority of the people in his town, so I guess we would need to condemn the town, try to spur dis-investment so that they suffer economically. Either they abandon the town or…

I share your cynicism, but if he’s going to take a step in the right direction once it might be good to encourage him to do it again.

Great blog, Albert, and perhaps an unintentional meta example of why we’re all so royally fucked.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

I think the fact that Trump is clearly more capable of doing real damage on his way out the door, rather than just slinking away in quiet ignominy, has to factor into their equations. As far as this goes, for me, the introduction of Bannon felt like a bolt from the blue. It suddenly became clear that Trump had allies…

Look. Alex. That’s just urinalysis.

I feel like we can eventually undo any over conservative ideologies that may get implemented but we’ll never be able to reconstruct our atomized remains after a hydrogen bomb is dropped directly on to our collective faces.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

SEC basketball....except Kentucky.

“Made in China? Full of chinks and garbage. Sad.”
10 minutes later:
“MSM telling lies about Trump AGAIN! Clearly talking about McD’s poor quality toys. TERRIBLE!”
15 minutes later: I’m just an unburned outline of a human against the chard wall of my old house.

Because many journalists are craven, bottom feeding opportunists. Much like our President Elect!

no

These are words I never thought I would say in my lifetime:

Rarely have I seen someone so incensed yet so respectful

He took something that many would be embarrassed to do. Owned it, made it his. Now they cheer him instead of making fun.