used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

I think the fact that Trump is clearly more capable of doing real damage on his way out the door, rather than just slinking away in quiet ignominy, has to factor into their equations. As far as this goes, for me, the introduction of Bannon felt like a bolt from the blue. It suddenly became clear that Trump had allies…

Look. Alex. That’s just urinalysis.

I feel like we can eventually undo any over conservative ideologies that may get implemented but we’ll never be able to reconstruct our atomized remains after a hydrogen bomb is dropped directly on to our collective faces.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

SEC basketball....except Kentucky.

“Made in China? Full of chinks and garbage. Sad.”
10 minutes later:
“MSM telling lies about Trump AGAIN! Clearly talking about McD’s poor quality toys. TERRIBLE!”
15 minutes later: I’m just an unburned outline of a human against the chard wall of my old house.

Because many journalists are craven, bottom feeding opportunists. Much like our President Elect!

no

These are words I never thought I would say in my lifetime:

Rarely have I seen someone so incensed yet so respectful

He took something that many would be embarrassed to do. Owned it, made it his. Now they cheer him instead of making fun.

Actually the Browns not even winning the title of the worst NFL team ever is the most Browns thing that could have happened.

Hi. This is an unpopular take in a thread full of Star Wars fans I think, but you should really give it some serious thought.

Are you trying to activate sleeper agents with this post?

Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and…

Seats come with reclining functionality, and I’ll make this blunt (because your post reads like you’re a selfish asshole): Don’t like it?

I still just do not understand this argument. You buy a seat on a plane. That seat reclines. The end. How do other people get the idea that they can deny your seat’s functionality?

Holy god, watching that video was an amazing display of 1970s technology and a generally disinterested play by play guy, enveloped in the oddest choice of music and graphics.