He took something that many would be embarrassed to do. Owned it, made it his. Now they cheer him instead of making fun.

Actually the Browns not even winning the title of the worst NFL team ever is the most Browns thing that could have happened.

Yea, that also isn’t something you “forgive” someone for. It’s not like they were married before they went into the cryo, and he made the selfish, but maybe understandable, call that they would rather be together, even if it meant not getting the life they planned on. He is some creepy who took all her life choices…

Hi. This is an unpopular take in a thread full of Star Wars fans I think, but you should really give it some serious thought.

Are you trying to activate sleeper agents with this post?

Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and…

Seats come with reclining functionality, and I’ll make this blunt (because your post reads like you’re a selfish asshole): Don’t like it?

I still just do not understand this argument. You buy a seat on a plane. That seat reclines. The end. How do other people get the idea that they can deny your seat’s functionality?

Yeah, I dunno. Didn’t really grab me as worth seeing...

Holy god, watching that video was an amazing display of 1970s technology and a generally disinterested play by play guy, enveloped in the oddest choice of music and graphics.

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

You’re very stupid.

Then don’t click on the blatantly political posts. Clicks = ad revenue, so if you don’t like them, don’t make them profitable.

Maverick’s just upset because they got his Goose.

Hate it when people say shit like this.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

Hey, look! It's the token "What's this article doing on io9?" guy!

Because it's interesting, and lots of history geeks read io9.