Haha! It actually says that?!? Hilariously awesome. The app I use (Kindara) for NFP allows me to choose to use it to avoid pregnancy. It'd be kind of gut-wrenchingly funny if it gave me a "oohhh sad trombone sound every time I entered in sex.

Creepy AWESOME, right?

The really secret secret to getting blood out: Don't let it dry up. (Heat from the body will make it dry up.) Once it's baked and brown, forget about it!

My problem with telling stories is that I start to sound like Cliff on "Cheers"

I've completely given up on being interesting. I just sit there quietly. Waiting for it to be over.

I didn't DIY these— I bought some pre-made. But I am a huge fan. I actually don't think they do a whole lot to help with static. They do, however, help cut down drying time. You can also put essential oils on the dryer balls at the end of the dryer cycle and your clothes will smell divine.

This. But not really. I've been on xanax since my sister's murder — it is great for not feeling the pain, but horrible for getting on with your life. Plus, the pain will be waiting.

Cool, but not as cool as 8 floppy drives playing the Doom E1M1 theme.

brilliant fina paragraph - one of the best I've read all year. /Ian/

Actually, I read an article within the past few years that indicated that going back to the room where you first had the thought actually increases your chance of remembering what you needed in the first place. It had something to do with going through the doorway. (Seriously)

I always used the Costco-brand generic Ibuprofen and it worked great. However, one time I injured my back and the Ibuprofen didn't help. At my work, they had the name-brand Advil. Same exact stuff, right? Well, I really hate to say this, but the Advil took care of the problem where the generic didn't. I went back and…