Autoblog still has an EIC? I was pretty sure entire site had been outsourced to programmed bots that created posts mad-libs style.

The 1986 Pontiac Grand Prix Aerocoupe —only 1200 examples made for a single model year - but it is rare because nobody wants it. It is sort of like the Polio of automobiles, extinct for a reason.

The old shade tree mechanic's advice when you accidentally put gasoline in your MBZ diesel was to add a few quarts of motor oil to the tank and just drive it. Those old pump-line-nozzle diesel setups are pretty insensitive to what you want to burn as long as it has some lubricity. Diesel in a gasoline car? Could…

Máté - you forgot the ladies from Eyesore Racing - the winner of the first 24Hrs of LeMons full season championship. And yes, a few of them are actually ladies, Sarah Chastain and Sara Fairfield - and they all drive extremely well.

AirTran airways?

You don't need "a loan" to pickup a used heavy duty turbo.

Saw this a few days back and the biggest problem I have with it is that it is 100% thrust powered. Thrust from a GT42/45 sized turbo just isn't gonna move you anywhere quickly with that huge combustor on this thing and all its gonna do is make you go deaf and suck your passenger's hair into the compressor and scalp…

He was immediately pulled over and cited for:

Whenever I read the name Mary Barra, I always say Marion Barry on my head. Am I the only one? Have I been reading too much jalopnik-detroit?

What if you added a sleeping bag and a lady friend to go with the scotch? Just spit-ballin here...

That list is great for an American classic, but when going on a road trip in a vintage Italian car I always bring a selection of floorboard shaped steel scrap metal and a Lincoln Electric Mig welder.

TL;DR - but here is the 4 step version for attention deficitors like myself.

Some cars already do this.

I am going to add to the chorus of folks who work in the engineering field in and with automotive companies (suppliers, oems, etc) and say that a working female engineer isn't just the minority, they are almost extinct. Plenty of women get engineering degrees, and many of them work in engineering for a few years, but…

The most badass emblem award goes to Sabra. The Israeli firm that put a cactus on their car. A freakin cactus.

What a waste of taxpayer money.

Well, you can take the scan, or opt out and get raped. Your choice!

Notice the x-ray machine they are using is from a company called Rapiscan. Aka the Rape-n-scan...."sir, would you like the rape or scan?"

You win all the internets.

Sooner or later, all games turn into Calvinball. No cheating!