I've got a bone to pick with all these puns.

Vettel's butt....because it'll be behind the Red Bull most of the season?

I'm going to pick my favorites from the El Caminoization tag on DailyTurismo.

I've gotten so many calls from people who know I'm a car guy asking about the TPMS light. Every car since 2007 IIRC is equipped with one of these and they come on when tire pressure gets low or the sensors in your wheels fail. I look at it and say "looks like a tire low on air" - but people like my wife, in-laws,…

For murdering animals, no one beats Ford of Europe.

This isn't the greatest and best car fire in the world...this is just a tribute.

BTW - stock up on the crazy rooster sauce now because there is a lawsuit that the odors from the plant are annoying neighbors and it will affect the production and supply.

UFO tofu?

WTF is that and why don't I know about this movie?? More pics of the car at imcdb.org.

For those who cannot read french, I can translate. It is from the Twingo's owners manual and says "Be sure to keep your Twingo properly secured on windy fall days as they can easily blow away."

I am going to go with Subway's attempt to trademark the term footlong. Seriously. Henry the III defined the modern foot back in 13th century in his Compositio ulnarum et perticarum as: "Ordinatum est, quod tria grana ordei sicca et rotunda faciunt pollicem, duodecim pollices faciunt pedem, tres pedes faciunt ulnam,…

As far as insane Saab's go - I'm a big fan of the Snorkus equipped 1971 V4 equipped 95 Wagon.

A diesel powered Datsun Z?

I'd have to go with the electric 996 911 cabrio. Take the king of middle aged fat balding dude opulence and neuter it with a carbon free hum-box? Sacrilawesome.

Hey - that car was sold on ebay this summer.

Tesla may not take your bitcoin, but this dude is selling a 1985 Volvo 245 Wagon 5-spd for 1 bitcoin.

Don't forget about their C4 bread step child.

I don't always spit coffee all over my monitor when I read a Travis O story...

An early test mule here.

Guyz, guyz...you got this all wrong. This isn't art. This is speedycop's latest 24hrs of LeMons car.