Is this some new fad? People don't have framed pictures of family in their houses anymore, just save them on their phone?

It wasn't a high school dance.

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OF COCK!

Yes, I never heard of any of my friends committing petty larceny, drinking and smoking in rural fields or riverbanks, or giving stolen mascot uniforms a viking funeral.

Interesting Factoids Learned Tonight:

I mean, they committed multiple felonies. I'm not sure what they think they can accomplish.

I also think you're looking completely into the wrong place on a lot of this stuff, and your smugness in thinking you're finding the definitive interpretation of what happened tonight is a little infuriating.

I still don't get the teenagers criticism. What about anything they did tonight ring false?

I demand Terry Crews appear in every Drunk History episode, because he brings it. Ever fucking time.

Looking at the critical acclaim and the ridiculous metacritic and RT scores for it (not the tomato meter, the average score) I'm going to be shocked if it isn't a strong contender at the Oscars. Critical darlings from the first half the year are always derided for never finding the mainstream appeal and momentum for a…

He was checking to see if the house would accept the bet.

This piece seems tone deaf in the wake of Get Lucky and Blurred Lines ruling airwaves last year.

I thought it was a brunette. Ah well.

The mortgage isn't very old.

Sounds like he never got money out of the accident that incapacitated his wife, he likely took out a mortgage to pay medical expenses not realizing his flock would scatter, and now he's in a hole.

Also: If there was one change I'd have made, it would have been Matt not losing the church, but then again I don't know the end goal and the symbolism of how that went down was fine anyways.

Am I mistaken in thinking Ann Dowd was the one handing out the bulletin as Matt went into church in that dream sequence?

I didn't expect the retaliation. Or at least didn't expect it to SUCCEED.

Seriously, I don't know how you miss it. The light blinks three times. There are three pigeons. In the casino the pigeons even stand on Red to start.

Also: Matt managed to go to the one casino that DOESN'T escort big money winners back to their car.