I personally am more pissed about the lazy, hate-filled, greedy, American pussies that vote for these shitsticks every god damned election.

This was my thought, too. Sometimes it’s about tone, inside jokes, etc. You can’t always ‘read’ tone.

...and pretty funny, right?

This is just one prong of the protest effort. Folks who can’t take part in the strike will have many, many other opportunities.

Maybe it will cause a rip in space-time and we can all be transported to a more logical world.

If Michelle Bachmann didn’t know “Firework” was for the gay community and Paul Ryan didn’t know he was the machine in “Rage Against the Machine” and Ronald Reagan didn’t know “Born in the USA” wasn’t about patriotism, I don’t have much hope that Mike Pence will understand what “Born This Way” is about.

News Flash! Trump HAS ALREADY HAD A LOT of chances to show he is looking out for ALL Americans and not just his racist voters or 1% fundraisers.

I think the American voters proved this last November.

They’ve enacted this Muslim ban knowing full well that it would be unenforceable but they didn’t care because they knew (rightfully) that it would be the only thing we talk about for a week. That way nobody pays much attention to all of the other horrible shit they’re doing like gutting Dodd-Frank, getting back to…

I think I convinced myself I was miserable in 2016 because of how shitty it was in general but 2017 has brought me some clarity on how miserable my job has been making me. I’ve worked for the same company for 10 years and the chances of me leaving and finding a job paying as much at another company is basically 0, but…

Welp Jezzies, I got dumped yesterday. I’m bummed. We were only seeing each other for a couple months, but I feel that I invested an immense amount of emotional energy into this relationship. When we met he was starting a new job and I really supported and encouraged him. And I was happy to do that! I am starting a new…

The nerve and gall of a so-called president calling anyone “so-called” - let alone a judge - is amazing.

I feel like Kristen Stewart is about to be the next woman Jezebel adopts as their “new BFF” before ultimately turning on her for being too something.

There’s a very good case for him being one of the five worst presidents in US history. He was a deeply immoral man in his treatment of the Indians, he fostered a contempt for learning that left generations of Americans as easy prey for hucksters of all kinds, and he devastated the economy and left it cripplingly…

As a fat, ugly man, rest assured that most of us share no such illusions as those possessed by Trump and Bannon. We are constantly reminded of that difference every time we shave or have to buy new trousers. I, for one, am proud to own my fat ugliness.

I think eventually Ivanka is just going to come out and show her breasts to the press corps, and that will be the extant of any WH communication.

Came here to say the same thing. Clover is brilliant.

You’re aware that the actual literal Nazis worked with Jews in the beginning, right. It didn’t work out so well for the Jews, but it worked out fine for the Nazis.

I’d say Pelosi’s assessment is right on. Bannon respects 2 things: money and power. His support for the alt-right and white nationalist movements has elevated him. The mere fact that he gives it voice and uses it to his benefit makes their agenda his agenda. The fact that he’s allowed it to scurry out of the…