I can’t wait for orange is the new black to add her storyline into the mix next season.

Bless you for this. I’ve lost many friends and acquaintances over the years. Almost went once myself, and I saved Mr Mars many a time. We have years and years clean off the hard stuff, but it was a long and difficult road.

“We knew it was only a matter of time; we had to get him down,” she told herNYT interviewer. “We didn’t have anything on the plane to help him.”

I’ve spent a lot of this father’s day alternately feeling bad that I won’t get to wish it to my father, who died earlier this year and that I am not well enough to spend very much of it with my daughter, but I am very grateful for the time I have had with both of them in my life. Happy father’s day to all the fathers…

Didn’t know I was on XoJane.

I am as narcissistic as I am passionate; I must recognize my own importance, and let it devastate me. What can I do but go on?

You guys like doing this in the comments of stories like this, and while I appreciate your ideological purity, I don’t legally get to call things rape when no one is, as yet, being charged with rape. The woman involved has said the encounters were consensual — although we can argue about that too, because, my God,…

It’s fucking hilarious that you dumb hicks start whining about the watch list now that there’s a possibility of white supremacists ending up on it because people are finally sick and tired of your bullshit.

Sally Wolff should speak to her employers about a percentage interest in the business. This is how start-ups are supposed to work. Yes, you work long hours and yes, you often don’t get paid what your worth. But that’s because you’re trying to start a business. In that situation, you will have two kinds of employees:…

It’s not a new law; it’s a new rule based on an Obama Executive Order. There is no way a bill could have been passed to do this.

Yeah, um, that’s what I said I ended up doing. But why should it be legal for companies to underpay anybody? How would you feel if you were an accountant and a large number of accounting jobs out there now expected you to be “freelance” and work for less than minimum wage? Sure, you could turn down one job, or two, or…

“As for the question of small businesses, “the fact of the matter is if the only way a business can succeed is by working someone at 60 hours a week for $25,000 a year, if the profit margin is that small, then that business has really big problems in and of itself,” she said. “That’s not the model we need to embrace…

The accident in the lab is concerning. Zika is frightening. But more concerning to me (ever since the accident) are the neighborhood cats that have started to go missing. And the chickens that were slaughtered in Mrs. O’Henneson’s coop last week. Coulda been a wolf, but....there was a print in the blood. Looked more…

To be fair, she’s not a cartoon so that docks a few points in his view

Yes it is. I've seen universally positive coverage of this tweet. Also, it's not like people aren't talking about those emails anyway.

Obviously an athletics admission. He can’t even use the conditional subjunctive correctly. As a fucking adult. Whose first language is English. Pathetic.

but that’s not it. it’s not about being “weak” to alcohols power over you. it’s about having a physical allergy to it’s affects. you wouldnt call someone allergic to strawberries weak to them. our bodies and brains just react differently. and i have no problem believing that about myself because i’ve seen it first hand

Nothing “works” to keep someone sober. You work to be sober. There are tools that help. You know what doesn’t “work”? Not trying.

And it undermines legitimate questions about whether Bernie staying in the race at this point is worthwhile and/or hurting the Democrat’s chances in the general, and gives Clinton detractors of all stripes an easy opportunity to twist her platform into “playing the woman card.”