Yes! I might be able to get it without the wobbling and chandelier waving. THAT really freaks me out.

Well if it's any consolation, I have one gf in particular who was *not only* always tryingt to tell me I secretly want babies, but she actually said to my husband when I wasn't there how she thinks I was just saying that for him so maybe he should really pay attention. The fucking nerve! (Thankfully he knows me better…

Me too. I get angry at the rest of the world for not doing that simple courtesy with their hashtags! I stare at them forever to figure them out and am inevitably like "dammit! That sad stupid I'll never got that 40 seconds back!"😡

*hand up*

Whatever god-awful eye-leaking virus you caught, I'm infected, too. I was a stone cold ladythug until my mom died about 5 years ago. Then BAM! Since then it's like I can't even watch a pair of lady bugs mate without tearing up at how good it is they found each other. Or something. I don't understand it.

+100

i like your mom.

AA tried that about 10 years ago. I can't find the old adverts, but I remember them because it was eye catching to see the mechanics toss the extra seats they'd removed onto a junk pile outside the aircraft door (dramatized, of course ;)

I always wonder if other people's definition of "player" is the same as mine? IMO It has less to do with how much sex/women one has, and all to do with how they get it. Is the man misrepresenting himself/lying/etc to get naked with women? If yes = player. If no = just a dude who is successful w ladies.

Um, are they saying "i wanna put a heart on your face"? "A hard on, your face"? (And which is worse?)

I love you right now

that's what I was thinking! (Re: dating time)

We're watching me read this?!?!

Happens every so often...

COUTCH!

Because he's a Christian, who are, um, good people? Who worship a man who gave his life for sinners, so this guy...eh...is a good per-, um...should wish death upon a "sinner" because that's what Jesus would....I mean...Saying you love Jesus means you are perfect and any thoughts of yours are automatically "right" and…

I knew I had a crush on old Albert E, but I never expected such a super feminist crushing also. *dreamy sigh*

Yes I am loving Blackish! Such good writing. Such a great cast.

Correct. We try to give it away as hegemony. That works for us. ("Take it! It's great being us, right? Here! I'll sell you some! All you want!" That's what "we" say.)

yup. I have to announce/clarify to my husband when I'm really mad sometimes - also cause I might giggle then, too. (Extreme rage makes me uncomfortable so I laugh, I guess?) anyway, I'll be like, "no! This is my MAD laugh! I'm angry. Hey - listen. Watch out, buddy, cause I'm really angry!"*