Haha. We should keep calling him “/Drive’s Chris Harris” if only so that once he’s well known as a Top Gear presenter we’ll still be like, “Yeah, but we knew Chris before he blew up.”

top-z,

Matthew 6:4 - so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

“Pass the pterodactyl dip?”

“It was difficult to identify the officer responsible as he had not told anyone about what had happened”

I read a Facebook comment from a woman who was a firefighter with search & rescue as well as high water rescue experience. She said she wouldn’t have been comfortable going in the pond either.

And, bingo. All aboard the nope train.

Want to bring up to everyone that this is in Florida, in a murky pond, at night, right after a big water-disturbing commotion.

remember being a kid? yeah you probably were a moron too

Not my story, but always a classic.

It’s like an endless game of whack-a-mole, except the moles are boners

Maybe I’m a child, but “eight inches total, in the annulus.”

Stance: Not Even Once.

Nope.

Sometimes it feels like your stuck in secon...er....Top Gear...well it has been your month...

No one ever told them life was going to be this way

I guess you could say they are not “friends” amirite

#COTD

I’m just brainstorming here.