Are you assuming that I would forget an article I wrote?

Parker is superhuman like that. That’s him in the 77 Bandit Chippers car using the Force to escape Kyle Larson’s big crash at Daytona in 2013.

Serious question. Where can I buy a jalopnik sticker?

The bumps are real, and they’re spectacular.

That made me laugh WAY harder than it should have.

Nose to tail, buddy. Nose to tail.

EPA poops at Parties?

This is a quality COTD.

I have but one regret in this life, I can only star this once.

“Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraftJalops from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerialautomotive battle in the history of manracekind.

EPA is a partypooper.

So this is what’s gonna kill this glorious age of performance cars we live in. This will destroy drag racing as we know it and multiple other racing series.

But really, it could also prevent any sort of engine modification, from ECU tunes to installing a turbo or a Cold air intake.

$1.2 million for NSX #1? That’s Crack Pipe to me.

So what the hell was it that Jay Leno and Jerry Sienfeld were arguing about 9 years ago during the superbowl?

What is it about the GT that allows these shenanigans? I’m not opposed but why does the GT keep popping up? Does it have superior aero north of 200? If the motor just that bulletproof and cheap/easy to fix when it does break? It seems like the GT is the king of the types of challenges.

>>My eyes flick open and I straighten up my lorry.

My phone has been blowing up all day with texts and Facebook alerts about this...