Not to talk too much sh1t but ok cupid isn't exactly the cadillac of online dating... I can say that because I used it for a short stint. Curious if these stats change moving to something like e harmony?

iWant. It just works. Helps me find whatever i want.

I tried very hard to get one. Tried paying nice... no dice. Tried getting every ones supervisor and b1tch... no dice. Eventually I got this real mean b1tch of a manager that threatened to list me as someone fishing for discounts. F them and the 10 plus years I've been a loyal customer. I shelled out the $150…

Look honey, I'm going to be gone for a little while. Ok, maybe a long while. If I find out you cheated on me... well, you just better not.

After "Do I have your attention" he should have been all "Confirm or deny? Confirm or deny!? Confirm, or Deny?!?!"

@MarcusMaximus: Zing!

@Zool SD: I always thought she was a pretty down chick in the old movies. Not crazy hot... but just down.

@m4ximusprim3: Dear god, i think my cubicle neighbor just heard me snort laughter.

@Teslanaut: Love magic eye! I always felt superior to people that "couldn't see it". Good times.

I got pretty far in the process on AT&T and then they didn't give me the option to keep my unlimited data plan! I called in and the lady said to select a new one and and then call in when I get my new phone... being that I trust AT&T so much I'm just not sure. Anyone else have this problem?

@Acemonster: Love that game! so much fun an so little cpu requirements!

@Andrew M: #everyonewins

@Twanzio: i think kittens are gross. I'm gonna start a fb group of people that don't like kittens... we will of course drink beer however.

@FamiCube64: is it cool if i just text them?

@Killjoy: Agree, they get more n more average as you go down.

Nevermind, I found the toolkit here:

Does anyone know where I could get that repair toolkit? Torrent maybe?

Where's that one poster that threw a little fit about Japanese, racist jokes, something... bla bla bla. #usbbreastheatingpads