Dude, shut up.

Your joke hasn't been funny since 2007.

Really?

Good one.

Ummm...

Thank you, this is... *sniff* amazing.

Thank you my friend. Thank you.

We don't need your lame movie critiques. Just the facts mam.

Don't comic book artists do this allll the time? Whats that called again? There is a specific name for it.

I would like a two part controller for regular, non-gimmicky games. I like to stretch out too, especially during extra long sessions or when the pace is relatively mild like RPGs or whathaveyou.

the "S"?

Clamshells suck, but only when you don't have something sharp. An X-Acto or razor blade makes quick work of them. Scissors work too if you are careful about your knuckles.

And those would be...

Well there is no way of you actually knowing that. Looked alright to me.

A for effort. C for execution.

Yeah, HD, whatever. What about PS4?

The good old "normal people" reasoning eh? Good stuff.

That is what you are simplifying it as. I don't think that is a fair assumption however, especially for a corporation like Sony's launch of its new moneymaker.

I absolutely love the baby ads. Classics. The sound design is especially great. All the white room ones actually are fantastic in their unorthodox simplicity.

Way to embarrass yourself. I'm sorry you are alive.