Is it OK that I had never heard of or seen this commercial campaign until it was mentioned in this headline? Did it only run on sports shows?

The manifesto’s author, ladies & gentlemen.

I guarantee I do not give a shit about Plinkett’s dissection of the prequels. I don’t even know who that is. I didn’t like the prequels, doesn’t mean I want to watch a LOTR Extended Edition-length criticism.

There’s a world of difference between “disliking something” and putting on a crybaby clown show like these nerds are doing.

Look, I get it, you love a thing. And it’s weird when the things we love change. And if you deal with the things you love changing this poorly, please for the love of god do not have children, because they change A LOT.

Jesus Christ.

...but when those helming a Franchise display a history of callous disrespect for said Franchise, its long and storied history, & its massive fanbase...

As someone who speaks Arabic, “kanan” is basically a non-entity as either an Arabic word or name. That dog was almost certainly named after the Star Wars Rebels character. I guess it’s fine though, because at least white Twitter got to spend a few hours getting off on co-opting brown people persecution.

Almost my entire cross-channel social media feed consists of random dog pictures and my life is way better for it.

It’s an easy place to find cute dogs.

I understand the business reasoning behind crossposting among the different sites, but man has it hurt the discussions.

Dude, really? Come on Abnett and Lanning are fucking legends in modern comics! There wouldn’t have been a Guardians of the Galaxy movie without their 2000's cosmic run of books. :D

Will they be getting into the history of Ska? Going all the way back to when Madness invented it in 1979?

Occam’s razor suggests that when presented with a choice of, “a massive conspiracy involving multiple international corporate conglomerates and dozens of individual film critics caused Gotti to get a 0% rating” or “Gotti is a not a good movie,” that the latter is correct.

Congratulations for Chadwick withheld. THIS internet nerd does not congratulate you, good day sir!

Pocketcasts is probably the best.

Ah yes, the horrible 5 year old gang members, so intimidating and terrible.

Sting. Sting would be another person who’s a hero. The music he’s created over the years, I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s making it, I respect that.

Dayum, Drake don’t play.