If Dan Marino had played hockey:

WADA will buy whatever excuse Russia cooks up in the next three weeks

It’s a pretty simple, harmless mishap. The positive tests were marked with a +, which also looks like a cross, which could be construed as shorthand for “cross out”, which is the analog equivalent of digital deletion. Pure coincidence that it’s the same sort of innocent clerical error that happened from time to time…

The Amtrak dining car died because it costs more to go 200 miles on Amtrak than it does to go 3,000 miles on a plane.

No, workers do not need unions, workers need to form their own organizations, independent of the unions and the two capitalist parties

Or being a salaried worker that continues to be paid on base-40.

I mean, sure, this would be great in theory, but employers are largely already paying too little for a full 40 hour work week. How is the average worker supposed to survive on 32 hours, when wages are so low?

I still can’t get over the Zimmern quote about “saving the Midwest from bad Chinese Food”. Since if the residents of St. Louis Park wanted good SE Asian fare, all they need to do is get out of the suburbs and visit University Avenue.

I’m not going to add on. I’m not going to be a part of this culture that can become very negative, can become very blaming, very much point fingers. I think as a parent, what responsibility do we have to teach our children? What society do we want this to become? How do we choose in the role we have to make a…

I bet he’d be the first person to bust out a platitude like you need to give respect to get respect.

It’s not his fault the interview was held in a park full of squirrels across the street from the post office.

I guess when you’ve just been catching kids thrown/dropped from a burning building done anything that is actually beneficial to people or society, you’ve earned the chance to diss local sports men.

Alright, who said “Speak!”?

You know reporters aren’t going to get a real answer to this question, especially from Belichick and the Patriots. But by the same token, everybody on the Patriots knows the question is coming, so the stare down is just rude and an attempt to bully.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

I guess when you’ve just been catching kids thrown/dropped from a burning building, you’ve earned the chance to diss local sports men.

In very limited scenarios it makes sense. If you’re inside the five yard line and on one of the hashes, you’re basically having to kick sideways. In that case, backing it up a bit to make the angle less severe makes sense. It did not make sense in this situation. 

When pressed for solutions on how he’s going to fix his kicker problems, Arians responded brusquely, “We’re not going to yell and scream at him. We are going to support Matt and gently focus on converting extra points and field goals with him this week in practice. It’s Gay Conversion Therapy all next week.” *mic cuts…

The only solution to this is to move up to draft a kicker in the 1st round 

Sure, he has to retract his misuse of ‘concussion’ and ‘nerve damage’, but no one says a thing to the Lions about their use of ‘NFL Franchise’