Is that BOO or BOOURNS?
G-D it Robicelli, are you really talking me into dropping more than five bucks on a jar of pasta sauce? You’re clearly saying it tastes far more than twice as good as a jar that would cost half as much, though, so I gotta let the math guide me.
In the wallet, ‘cuz women be shoppin’, eh eh eh?
He doesn’t start that one very strong...
If you liked that, you’ll love his thoughts on #metoo
“But for the safety of everyone involved, please do not make the life threatening mistake of watching baseball w/ a woman who is having her monthly lady time. It will only attract bears. Or 30-50 feral hogs.”
The triangular piece of equipment is worn by players to keep batted or thrown balls from hitting them in ... ummm, let’s just say a place where guys really don’t want to be hit.
Nick Young was so inspired by Jared Leto’s depiction of the Joker in Suicide Squad he went out and dropped 2 points on the Orlando Magic.
It’s easy to see how this story got twisted. It’s like when my friends thought I said I banged that hot chick in high school, whereas what I really meant to say is that I angrily cry-masturbated to her yearbook picture on numerous occasions. Simple miscommunication, really.
If you use Burger King’s app, you can get a cheeseburger for just $.59. Even better, this promotion runs through Sunday, so you can take advantage of it this weekend as well. The deal can only be redeemed once per app.
(cites no place with actual free cheeseburgers)
It’s ok people, they’re only D6's. If they were D4's, we’d have a full on Lego situation on our hands.
But how many of them were cocked and need to be re-rolled?
Well, the opposite didn’t work. Obama spent half his campaign promising to end “Bush’s war”. If only he had kept that one.
In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.
Cue the Denis Leary voice over “You want Super Duty? The only truck with high grade military steel. It’s not just tough pal, it’s Ford tough!”
+1 mute Rob Riggle forever.
Dear Nick: