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Thank goodness we’re rid of weak Obama and his endless Apology Tours and complete abdication of American Sovereignty. It’s awesome to have a Strong, America-First President who is, uh, just waiting to be told how to proceed and whom to attack by another country.

We all would have said the same thing about Morten Anderson, but they kept passing on him for more than a decade after he was eligible

How about v4.33.0 Not 44.33.0. Build date of 9/6, not 9/12. 

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

Might he be...46 years old? Some of those things are more fixable than others.”

Is Vinatieri the first kicker who is absolutely, for sure a bonafide first ballot Hall of Famer? There’s a part of me that goes “the NFL HOF voting braintrust will find some reason to not want a kicker to get in the first time he’s eligible”...but he’s Adam fuckin’ Vinatieri. This is as close to a slam dunk first

If this show doesn’t have WOC in the other two lead roles and make Jane’s character a lesbian I will scream.

Seriously, people, just get a tube of it. It’ll last forever, and you can add it whenever you need it. I usually have a tube of that, as well as a half-full can of it with some aluminum foil on top somewhere in the fridge.

Yeah, right. Liberty will go to the playoff when Hugh Freeze is over.

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a playoff ticket, deserve neither Liberty nor a ticket. Also: WAR DAMN EAGLE.” —Benjamin Franklin

Yes, the free candy business was very fun until they started charging for the candy and then hid half the candy and made people pay for candy they hadn’t bought! I got some candy myself, and was excited for my new life as a free candy connoisseur. Ah, but we were young then.

Also, bees! </obligatory>

“IT, for constantly unlocking my computer”

Yeah, I clicked on EDSBS the other day and it redirected to that, so who the fuck knows. 

Really? I swear I never run across anything from them anymore. Bois’ Radio Shack thing was one of the coolest things I’ve ever read. I thought I saw Spencer on ESPN or something?

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Also, here is a commercial for Squirt that where the ingredients in a paloma tell you to use Squirt to make a paloma:

You know, I used to read a lot of stuff over at SBN when Spencer Hall, Jon Bois, and Matt Ufford, were there. Now, it’s just a bunch of rehashed lukewarm crap over and over again. Their comment section has always been a dumpster fire, so that’s still exactly the same.  Kinda sad to see they’re going the way of

“Or they just like the idea of ordering groceries from their pajamas”

I’m not gonna lie.....I actually like that