If this show doesn’t have WOC in the other two lead roles and make Jane’s character a lesbian I will scream.

Seriously, people, just get a tube of it. It’ll last forever, and you can add it whenever you need it. I usually have a tube of that, as well as a half-full can of it with some aluminum foil on top somewhere in the fridge.

Yeah, right. Liberty will go to the playoff when Hugh Freeze is over.

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a playoff ticket, deserve neither Liberty nor a ticket. Also: WAR DAMN EAGLE.” —Benjamin Franklin

Yes, the free candy business was very fun until they started charging for the candy and then hid half the candy and made people pay for candy they hadn’t bought! I got some candy myself, and was excited for my new life as a free candy connoisseur. Ah, but we were young then.

Also, bees! </obligatory>

“IT, for constantly unlocking my computer”

Yeah, I clicked on EDSBS the other day and it redirected to that, so who the fuck knows. 

They’re both still at SBNation. EDSBS seems like it has been pivoted to https://www.bannersociety.com/

Really? I swear I never run across anything from them anymore. Bois’ Radio Shack thing was one of the coolest things I’ve ever read. I thought I saw Spencer on ESPN or something?

Jon Bois and Spencer Hall are still there. They’re great. The rest of it is kind of a pile of crap.

Also, here is a commercial for Squirt that where the ingredients in a paloma tell you to use Squirt to make a paloma:

You know, I used to read a lot of stuff over at SBN when Spencer Hall, Jon Bois, and Matt Ufford, were there. Now, it’s just a bunch of rehashed lukewarm crap over and over again. Their comment section has always been a dumpster fire, so that’s still exactly the same.  Kinda sad to see they’re going the way of…

Also, Tommy John only ever hurt his arm once, and the surgical procedure named after him heals arms.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Yet another way Star Wars ruined me: I always thought bounty hunters were supposed to be cool.

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

“Or they just like the idea of ordering groceries from their pajamas”

I’m not gonna lie.....I actually like that

“You do realize that the anti semitic video has been removed days after the fact and he had never done any other joke about it since right?”