Report:Water Is Wet

I bet Juventus fans will be DeLigted by this move.

Or ways to die.

Yeah step 4 better be “Helicopter lands on the field to airlift the referees out of the stadium.”

My dad was murdered when I was 7, by a black man. You know what I’ve never done? Call the cops on a black guy (or anyone else) for just being somewhere legally. You know what his murder had nothing to do with? The race of the guy who killed him. Not all black men killed my dad. I’m not going to take it out on all of…

I moved back cross country and Publix (and their subs) made the pros list for the decision.

Agreed. First one we get rid of is Stacey.

When I was a teenager and on summer break, I used to set my alarm around seven so that I could listen to Stern in the morning

Exactly. All regional BBQ is good in VERY different ways.

As usual, he’s got no defense for these sorts of actions.

CFL: Clear and Obvious

I just want to say something mean about people I don’t like; I didn’t realize people could be mean to ME!

This is actually leaked footage from Bambi 3. Bambi’s mom doesn’t die, but gets drafted by the Browns, which seems somehow sadder.

Yeah we need to bring back some recognizable names!

While the Deepwater Horizon oil well was a textbook case of disastrous mismanagement, this court does not have standing to decide on whether the Buccaneers’ management has eclipsed it since.

Counterpoint: over the outfield wall catches are the best catches.

Meet Me In Alpha Centauri

I was thinking this could be neat for a semi-interactive exhibit in a history museum.