You see when Drew picks up Shitty, he goes back, and to the left.

Weezer/Pixies/Sleigh Bells.

Sung to the tune of “The Heat Is On”:

You forgot Joe Namath lounging on a couch.

Why didn’t I see this until after I voted. Crap.

Or Jacksonville Rules Pool.

I wish this whole guy was invisible, not just his hand.

Pictured: How Mike Pence thinks gay sex works.

Yeah I use 8 oz of bacon (I tried a full pound once; way too smoky flavor) and 8 eggs in my carbonarra (with 1lb. dry pasta).

In Cruz’s defense, it’s not like a penalty would stop a team from scoring on the Browns, so it’s kind of a moot point.

The settlement process world has long been plagued by the presence of lawyers

Who among us hasn’t had to tug down our pants after a spicy Curry?

How this is even an issue, I don’t know. The fact that we have to demand health care like it is some sort of luxury is perplexing to me. It’s a basic human function. It should be a human right.

I thought he was a player in a Key and Peele all-star game.

https://www.wnycstudios.org/story/gun-show

Which would you rather see on one of your articles: funny comment or insightful comment?

(Don’t say both, of course the real answer is both).

With the 19th pick in the 2019 MLB draft, the St. Louis Cardinals select Adam Sasser.

It’s gonna go Virel