“We at the Bengals prefer our players to be distractions DURING the game, rather than before the game. Isn’t that right Vontaze?”

I stopped doing glazes because it limited my leftover applications. I don’t want to make a pot of beans with a ham bone that tastes like maple.

With Joe Thomas retiring, these critters have been signed by the Browns on a 5 year/20 million dollar deal.

State of Louisiana to wrestling: Hey, your choreographed sports entertainment needs some safety.

On the bright side, he’s been named an honorary member of the official Buffalo Bills Tailgate Team.

It also includes all your pictures and videos you’ve uploaded.

Mike Monitors, Misses, Momentary Mate Mike Making Modern Marconi Manifestations Mid Morning Meal.

I can’t tell if this is your comment or a John Belushi quote.

Just tell all the Eagles fans that there is a Super Bowl parade at the summit. The problem will solve itself.

I can’t blame them. I know which country has the better hat:

• Do you have a go-to “I’m sickly” soup? Vietnamese Beef Pho w/ lots of sriracha added. Gets all those fluids flowing and gone.
  

Okay, let’s pro-rate that 50 million over 10 seasons. That still gives them $85 million this season. You know what their salaries are this season?

Under $80 million.

From what I remember of what was laid out in Dirty Money it was probably both. The defeat device initially didn’t use steering input, but an update was issued that took this into account. I assume the original firmware probably did something with which wheels were spinning.

Here’s why: it may have killed people.

“His shot was broke... he had no self-awareness and thought he was good.”

He must be pissed that he only got $75,ooo.

That’s why I always post in Incognito mode.

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Life’s too short to eat “fine” collard greens.

I’m just waiting for them to trade Kiermaier and Archer for a used bucket of sunflower seeds and a stadium to be named later. Then the season of self-imposed mediocrity will be complete.