Life’s too short to eat “fine” collard greens.

I’m just waiting for them to trade Kiermaier and Archer for a used bucket of sunflower seeds and a stadium to be named later. Then the season of self-imposed mediocrity will be complete.

Kellys ranked:

Here is my impression of women after being asked to have sex by Bode Miller:

Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

I think pubic hair may actually be the loser here. I was having a conversation with a male millennial coworker a while back and he let slip that he, and everyone he knows of, goes trimmed nowadays. Could just be anecdote, but I don’t know with these youths anymore.

Maybe they just love each other like brother and sister? Like that nice Lannister family.

She really is focused on going downhill as fast as she can. This Olympics it looks like she’ll take a lot of inspiration to do this from Tiger’s career.

When finally reached for comment, Wendy’s was notably frosty.

Von Miller is now recruiting this kid to join the Broncos.

“Wait, we can just coach our teammates and not use a coach? Why didn’t I think of that?”

“That’s just one less competitor for me.”

Reich has already started drafting a play he calls the “Indy Special”. However, instead of being a touchdown thrown to your quarterback, it will be one of your linemen eating a variety of fried fair foods until the other team quits in disgust.

“Ohhhh No!”
“Ohhhh No!”
“Ohhhh No!”
- People watching me hit on women in my 20s

Agreed. Maybe the worst thing a German has done in 100 years.

With the surprise McDaniels signing, and the rumors of a Kraft/Belichick/Brady rift, what would it take to add Old No Sleeves to the “Fire This Asshole!” section?

I don’t follow UFC very closely (not really my thing), but I get the impression this is for two reasons:

There are way too many white people in the announcement tweet’s comments who are assuming that this is the same Michael Thomas who plays for Ohio State.