+1/3 ear

+1 Yeah Jeets

*ahem* http://deadspin.com/5949274/ohio-s…

Having to watch the Browns draft players could be considered a punishment for running a spam account.

Peter Griffin

It was even worse for me. The photographer came in, asked if we’d like some pictures with our new baby, which we said yes to (not knowing this was a PAID service; we just figured the hospital provided it as a benefit).

I can listen to them on my commute.

I’ve tried similar tactics to this. It usually ends in my boss looking at me like a slack-jawed yokel and saying “They are ALL top priority. Go get them ALL done.”

This makes total sense. We all know college kids stop partying at 11, so if he isn’t there by then, he’s definitely not going to come there later.

Pictured: A horse's ass. Also pictured: A full horse in the background.

I would think Bill Simmons would be able to afford a nicer car than that.

2. What wife of a 70 year old has a pager?\

That's why I regularly eat breakfast for dinner instead.

The Baltimore Sun reported that the perp in the burglary of Showalter's home "died a few days later in a separate incident."

"Except Miracle Whip; It's turrible."

Or alternatively, a lady who has no problem with her best friend going topless in national media, but finds Drew's language crass.

Is the Chex Mix before I've ate all the pumpernickel chips out or after?

Why isn't there any sort of post fight inspection for this?

Let Greg Howard teach you the finer point of a foot race.

Something weird about this story. Firstly Florida has no registration of guns. Second the only licensing we have is concealed carry which would make his method of carrying the gun legal.