Day before? Maybe if it’s a stimulant. There are some USADA and WADA banned substances that aren’t anabolic steroids. They also ban a lot of recuperative drugs and stimulants. It’s possible, I’m not an expert. But I can tell you that anabolics stay in your system way too long for that. Months, in some cases.

Wrong way emissions.

HAVE YOU SEEN “IT”

Here’s something constructive, Chicks On Stick Shifts.

Yup, I'm trying to fathom the experience with exactly zero success.

As a penis owner, I fail to understand how one can actually pleasure oneself using a piece of cheap old corroded metal covered in road grime and carbon deposits without reducing one’s gentleman sausage to a lacerated, profusely bleeding mess. While maintaining an erection.

Ba dum tiss

Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

That's how you lay pipe

Plus rookies didn’t get to vote for the CBA that artificially depresses their wages (and forces them to work for a specific team). It is a wonderful thing for someone who can presumably afford to take a stand against his highly-limited bargaining power to do so.

The Chargers are the only team in the league that demands offset language in every rookie contract. Bosa’s side was willing to accept that demand, but under the stipulation that he receive the entirety of his signing bonus up front.

Have you ever built a joke or a humorous story? Please feel free to share your process for identifying snark and sarcasm.

Oh the air manatee.

OH THE HUMANITY!

This deserves more stars.. Oldie but a goodie. LOL

You should see my shoe bill!

Reductive. Haha.

...my jimmies are rustled.

This is an excellent troll. Well played.

Seriously now. Certain functions are better performed by a computer, or even by a simple hydraulic system. Willfully choosing stick shift on any car of the past forty years is like those Nokia cellphones ten years ago that had rotary dialing. It’s fine if it’s your fetish, but you might as well refuse to have a car…