One person was murdered during Beijing. Two people died in the Atlanta bombing. 12 people died in Munich. The Olympics have always been dangerous to visitors and athletes.

I’ve got a feeling it’s already happened, just the IOC have already taken care of the witnesses.

More like Guanobara Bay.

What are you talking about, those are the athlete dormitories.

Wow, Rio Olympics keeps getting better everyday. NBC has a new overcoming adversity story.

I was thinking the same thing! At least if I’m a terrible person, I’m not alone in it.

+1 for the image, -1 for mistakenly assuming that Brazil would ever use port-a-johns instead of piping that raw sewage straight into Guanabara Bay.

This is completely hilarious and will remain as such until someone inevitably dies

Well, things are turning out pretty much as expected, no? The opening ceremonies should be a riot...I mean that literally.

Ah then, I see you will be joining my parents and all the other elderly Canadians I know in the great Canadian city of Phoenix Arizona.

That single middle seat needs a fake steering wheel mounted in front of it with a little “beep beep” horn. I’m 46 and would totally rock that.

It’s a lot easier to clean blood out of those older, more simple curves. Modern vehicles practically require a q-tip to get all the gore out.

I’m pretty sure that curling - like bowling - requires some beer to make it truly enjoyable.

That is why I love being a Giants fan. We are in a division with Jerry Jones, Daniel Snyder and a team that doesn’t need a mess of an owner to f*ck everything up, they have the entire history of their city to do that.

Co-sign 100%. JJ’s incompetence is the gift that keeps on giving.

I got Halifax, though St John’s would have been acceptable.

Is Whitehorse or Yellowknife not an option? Cause I'm pretty sure I shoulda gotten one of them, not Montreal...

If Eagles or Sixers fans had to wait for a championship in order to fight, Philadelphia would see a historic period of peace and prosperity.

I think it’s just because NBC is so used to hearing the word “ratings” along with the phrase “coming in last.”

Keo: Hello President.