My first blowjob had that MarioKart 8 Mushroom haircut. Changed my life.

Amazing. Electric. Stop now.

(Tauntaun): "mwaaaaak"

Yuck, really?

I am sure that i would watch that.

…that's bullshit, man. i don't know WHAT i believe anymore.

Tell me he has a cape!!

he's not that STRONG a swimmer

How much of my life did i experience, and how much was a dream, i wonder.

You're hardly even poultry.

(logs off, joins church)

:(

:o

……but he HAS a bad ass? :)

…because opposite?

I think it's clear, you want to be Louis's content editor. You sure have a clear idea what he shouldn't say.

secondses!
…in that i am the second-fattest poultry here of course

Holy shit. I never knew it was so involved.

racist

It's like you set out to ruin this post yourself.