"…a co-oped sellout? who you calling a—" * looks at Princess Leia * "…oh. Right."

Most of us type with our beaks.

AND STOP PLAYING WITH SHIRLEY'S EMOTICONS.

What a life you've lived!

No, you do not want to be that.

oh come on, that alien is delightful and dresses as different people every time

Gay people with cancer? Comedy gold!

Oh! Oh! Make sure that one of the gay couple is a vet from Afghanistan!

I see what you did there.

That's me!

…wait, are they remaking the TV show or the Dolf Lundgren film? They're different.

I also like Archie fine. He spoke to you politely, you replied with personal attacks. His posts here were coherent. You sound like a teenager, venting.

*cracks a beer, gets party started*

Who would throw fish at tall, thin people with sharp iron heads?

Did you read this?

I'll raise you a "Geraldine Ferraro" and "Netscape Navigator".

[toasts her, like a pirate]: arr

Can the guy who plays the Doc Cochran be a Meister?

Nor i.

omg AND YET WHAT??