thechickenofwealandwoe--disqus
The Chicken of Weal and Woe
thechickenofwealandwoe--disqus

I'm the fat warlock dancing to La Bamba

It spread up to the top post. And now the genie has escaped the boat-le.

yah, i've noticed that lately they don't have much bite.

You made me spit my coffee, fucker.

I liked Starscream's only #1 Hit, "I believe in Unicron", though that bit in the middle with the movie dialogue from Orson Welles breaks the rhythm.

Just last week, i flapped a goat.

…so, when you offered to walk my dog and you said it ran away…

YOU ruined it

"I met my buddy, we came back to my place, we went into town, it was gentle."
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"My Lady, your Aunty Mario approaches!"
* begins hurling barrels at advancing army *

Lots of good three-word ones as well.

Whatever happened to the cool spell names?

You got some Trigger Warning spell?

Lighten up!

Sweet.

I don't think the objections to "bent wheat" were due to the modifications, they were due to the enforced monoculture. And i think that the objections were well-founded, and proven correct.

Can't you just fail a saving throw, exhaust your patience, and cast a spell of muteness on this insulting twit?

Hum. I just googled "bent wheat", i got crop circles and rain damage. That product you're beating Archie with saved a billion lives but didn't make the news so good, it seems.

Mee-ow! *paws playfully, as would a rooster*