He finally decided to drop that "The", eh? Good call.

MelissaW, you usually seem so reasonable and nice and everything, did you volunteer to be the last Bobcat Goldthwait fan for the quirk value?

"Taking one set of characters and using them in two completely different books? "

PLASTIC FEEEEEEEEET

@ martin luther ZING Jr

I also managed to do my big Grade 11 English lit. paper on The Stand… i kept a straight face and documented my well thought-out arguments with prpoer citations, and I got a nice grade.

hee hee hee hee

the worst thing i'v eever seen and / or heard:

i don't buy the Monkey rule.

yeah!
Alec Baldwin- a man who inexplicably broke his own stereotype.

naw, that's not it.

hee hee hee

… unless you're a writer on acid. Who doesn't see a lot of real people too much.

not his scariest story.

oh man- did Black House REALLY read in the second person?

helps you pick a good lube, no?

i'll concede to public opinion: Black was the best thing in that assburger movie.

you can always depend on /
the kindness of strangers /

Jack Nicholson, as The Crazy Guy?
James Woods, as the Edgy, slightly Pervo Guy?
Sylvester Stallone, as the Champion of the Working Class Guy?
Tom Cruise, as the Best Damn (fill in the blank) in the Fucking World?

"the Holiday" yields naught but a lifetime of failsies for all involved.