In other news, can we talk about his perfect hair? Because oh my god. Is that why Superman always has perfect hair?!?

Local TV news is what makes America GREAT!

"Clerk/MMO Champion". Best title ever!

Yeah. People are confused as to why the robbers are still alive, and are missing bullet wounds.

I promise you, Houstonian's know what snacks and soda are.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying...

They should have had the clerk come out and kick her in the face just to illustrate what a kick to the face looked like.

In Houston, reporters need to use visual aids for their Louisiana viewers.

Someone wanted to get a Coke Zero and Wheat Thins expensed.

Only on 2. That's where you get the visual of "sodas and snacks" that you just don't get on those other biased news stations.

I hope that if there is ever a story about protitution, they send this same woman out to show what blowjobs for money are, Trisha Takanawa style.

KPRC tends to be the derpiest of the Houston stations when it comes to news.

Oh THAT'S a snack. Ok this story makes sense now

All the racists on the Internet must have the weirdest boner right now.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

Well, that sums up why he reneged on his posts at the last minute, he realized he is an idiot taking on a reasonably respectable newspaper

Even if not an outright rape threat - clowns like this guy need to be fought with the every available weapon - exaggerating their statements included. Fear is the only thing their primitive CNS understands and they should be made fear. The only way you deal with a bully is by being a bigger bully.

Oh, it's not a threat when it's kind of funny to some people (or even when it's not). GOT IT! THNX BRAH!

Nobody believed Elliot Rodger either. A threat is a threat. I never wonder if someone is 'serious' if they threaten me, I always react as if it's real.

Rape should not be threatened or joked about, no matter the intent. It's a sick ploy used against women to 'get them in their place.' Don't defend it, and don't tolerate it.