I would tend to agree with you, but also I think the daughter got the idea that boys who treat you like shit actually secretly love you and are “just afraid to show it” from somewhere, and it absolutely is part of her duties as a mother, period, but especially a feminist mother, to show her daughter in every way she…

That was exactly my thought! That said, the kid may already have been removed from his abuser or abusers’ care, and the teacher already knew it, hence the comment about “all the hard things that kid has dealt with already”. But I’m definitely with you on the kid having been sexually abused.

“Nobody wants to see a man crying while fucking a goat.”

I doubt they’d ever be asked to explain it, though. It just sounds like a variation on Luke/Lucas. FWIW, I like it a lot!

Yeah, last time a gentleman friend put mood music on, I started giggling uncontrollably every time he matched up with the beat until he finally just got up and turned it off.

“Let it come” made me actually cackle into my empty apartment.

Generally speaking, though, when Zeus got into a womb, it had the opposite effect of an IUD...

Does anybody else think that this guy’s voice doesn’t match his face, at all? It’s kinda freaking me out.

Hey, if you feel it’s right for you to be a virgin until you get married, even if you do so because you feel sex devalues you to your father and your future husband, then I don’t have a problem with your actions, and I’m not going to pressure you to give that up—although I will try to get you to think about it…

I second that ewww. Newsflash, bro: if you think that willingness to accept abuse is a sign of how much you love someone, that might be a contributing factor to why she left.

No, just gold-star lesbians.

Man, if killing a girl (and raping her body, according to commenters above) isn’t rock bottom already, I don’t want to know what is.

That gentleman may *definitely* have my cookie...

That is the best gif on the internet, bar none.*

Mine particularly likes the little tabs you pull off of milk jugs. Actual toys, she’ll halfheartedly bat at for a minute, but a milk jug tab thing? Boy howdy, that’s a party, right there!

I really, really hope the officer’s response to that was, “Uh. No. Step out of the car please...”

Ah, I see. Well... good luck! That said, assuming your husband doesn’t have money hidden from you somewhere (or a rich family to fall back on, I guess), I don’t see how would he afford a lawyer to give you all that trouble... but then again, woe awaits the poor soul who underestimates the resourcefulness of a…

Why such a long wait, if I may ask?

IIRC, it’s believed to not be harmful to fetuses, but, at least initially (and in the US), they recommended that pregnant women just get a patdown instead out of an abundance of caution.

I feel like, for as much as Americans talk about how weird Japan is, Eastern Europe is a whole lot weirder.