When my sister was 3 and I was 2, our horrible babysitter decided to punish her for some garden-variety 3 year-old transgression by telling her that she was taking me to McDonalds and leaving her at home. The babysitter’s plan was to just idle in the driveway for a few minutes ‘til my sister learned her lesson or some…

yes! I don’t own a house or anything (student in an apartment lol) but my dad has taught me how to paint and drywall installation and I grew up watching him make some of our furniture and generally being handy, and I can’t wait until I can apply all of that know how!

Shark cat bed.

Haven’t overheard anything, but I recently hopped on board the Twitter train out of boredom & curiosity. I mostly tweet about political stuff, and some of the stuff I see is just ridiculous. The best today was a tweet from #TeamTrump about Rubio not being able to be elected to dogcatcher. I was like “ you know he was…

I bought one of those Phillips light alarm clocks that gawker media keeps pushing on us through daily deals. But I picked up a used one for half price on eBay. I’m so excited about. After that and the new (to me) car and purse I bought myself for my birthday, im trying not to buy anything else ever again. I…

I’m always amazed how women, poc, LGBT or anyone who has been discriminated against can champion the Republican party.

i mean

Here’s a hot take:

No it’s not part of an actor’s job description. Just because you see them up on the big screen and in your home does not mean it's okay to stalk and take photos without permission.

people taking pictures of you is kiiiiind of part of your job description

I thought Dubya was the worst president of my lifetime, and right now, staring down the barrel of President Trump or President Cruz, I'm actually starting to miss him a little....

I’d set myself on fire, honestly. Or I’d write in Snuffleupagus.

Marie, I hate that you’re leaving. But, I’m glad you got to report on what is clearly the best story of the weekend before you go!

In El Salvador, is you have a miscarriage, you can end up in jail for suspicion of attempting abortion. Birth control? Also not available.

El Salvador is not progressive. In any way. Abortion is 100% illegal, if and if you’re publicly gay or trans you’re likely to be beaten, raped, or killed. Or all three.

His lack of polish is so endearing. He’s like, the least slick politician I’ve ever seen. I kinda want him to be my Grampa :)

This is a whole generation of kids who have lead poisoning and are going to suffer from it for the rest of their lives. My god, the education and medical interventions are going to be massive.

The brother knew and accessed her voicemail (and possible deleted one?) but I think the ex boyfriend was the one looking through her phone records.

This Neverland Era Michael Jackson voice having creeper, who more than violated the rights of those domestic abuse victims to whom he sent lurid texts, as well as being among the most unethical douchebags to have ever practiced law, can take a long hike off a short cliff. I would add that he needs a nice dose of…

Seriously. I can’t be bothered to fold ONE hand towel before throwing it on the towel rack.