“It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings!  IT’S A NIGHTMARE!”

“Goddamnit, this is a dark fucking period!”

Those are weird movies. 

Giving credit where credit is due, since I wrote it I was trying to remember where I stole it. It was from Arthur (1981) with Dudley Moore and John Gielgud. It’s a hundred times funnier in Gielgud’s elegant voice.

I got drunk at a friends wedding and when a camera came around to record our well wishes, I said “she’s a great girl who will save you a fortune in prostitutes.”

My biggest frustration with meal kits is the inability to scale. You bet your ass if I’m going to invest the time to cook, I’m going to make enough food for multiple days worth of leftovers.

Ceviche still “elicits a chemical change,” so it counts!

this is #2 on pickup hoops Twitter, behind smashed McDouble

Hey buddy, I am not sure if you are new ‘round these parts, but this is deadspin, and we are here for good lines like “big ol’ two-blade helicopter.” There were enough facts to get the point of the article across, enjoy some jokes, and see a crazy helicopter rescue.

Its called flat hatting, otherwise known as showing off or being a dipshit, the record for low flight can only be tied.

From what I understand, the north side of a half a block of W 40th St is Little Croatia.

I would like it to come home, please.

What a banger! He mashed it!

That’s why they call it a Croatian Fire Drill

In regards to the politics one with talking about it and dominating the conversation, I have a story (kinda similar) and sorry since its kinda long.

Yes, I am THAT guy… the guy who thinks the Dan-and-Keith SportsCenters were the peak of the form

Their next promo will be food cooked by celebrity chef Giardia DeLaurentiis

My favorite bathroom graffiti at my regular bar says:

Remember when The Onion came in print?

He probably had a bunch of trusts. Trusts remain private and you don’t file those documents unless they become subject of litigation. A lot of wealthy people use trusts in lieu of wills to avoid probate and having to make public their finances and who received what.