“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

It’s like Costco made a car.

Ah, I know why!
I’m an airline pilot and I am also one of the few captains qualified to fly into the Hailey aka Ketchum aka Sun Valley airport. We routinely fly a lot of rich assholes up there. However because of the specific challenges of flying into a box canyon, the minimums for approaches can be quite high leading…

Emily Pisst

Complaints about bad golden shower events should be sent to Piss Panners.

One time he even held a barbecue in Dolphy’s honor...

It sounded like the real Tony Robbins to me.

Racist (n./adj.) - a person who drives a race car

Ironic considering the cars end up doing left turns.

I’m just surprised he can name another day in September besides 11

“Trim is mostly complete. It is also of structural importance.”

I heard “Yanny” at first, and then it switched to “Laurel,” and then I could make it switch back and forth if I concentrated, and now I mostly just hear “Laurel.” Weird.

The Lions have to be most irrelevant. They haven’t been to a Super Bowl yet even though they’ve been around since its inception. Only have a handful of playoff appearances in recent memory and only the 1 playoff win since 1957. They’re so irrelevant you won’t even consider them for most irrelevant.

Yep, I heard Yanny and then it switched to Laurel and I can’t make my brain go back. Weirdness.

Exactly what happened to me. Started as a rather nasaly sounding “Yanny” and then 4 auto-repeats later became “Laurel” and will not go back.

I heard the start of “Yanny” the very first time it played, then every time it looped after that all I got was “Laurel”

I hear both. The Yanny is obviously the high end, but there’s a “Laurel” on the low. All this proves is that anyone who hears Laurel only is officially an old.

Same exact thing for me. Started as Yanny, then morphed into Yaurel, then into Laurel.

"Dolemite is my name, and fuckin' up muthafuckas is my game!"